Dean(ish)

It’s bad enough that our court system is backed up so heavily, but what makes it worse is petty and frivolous suits that waste numerous resources - most importantly, time and money. You’d think that no one would know how wasteful these suits are more than our own judges, but one (dis)honorable Roy Pearson has crossed the line by suing a dry-cleaning business beyond reason.

It seems to be a fairly common mistake - a dry cleaner loses an article of clothing, in this case pants. The quick and easy solution - the dry cleaner pays for pants. That wouldn’t be enough for Pearson, though. Despite the fact that the pants were eventually found, and that the dry cleaners tried to settle out of court for 12 times the value of the entire suit to which the pants belonged, Pearon decided to take the cleaners to court anyway. The lawsuit is for $65 million so obviously, for a small mom-and-pop shop such as this, it’s ruining the lives of the defendants.

[T]he bulk of the $65 million comes from Pearson’s strict interpretation of D.C.’s consumer protection law, which fines violators $1,500 per violation, per day. According to court papers, Pearson added up 12 violations over 1,200 days, and then multiplied that by three defendants.

What an asshole. How could you be a judge - someone who is supposed to uphold the law and determine what’s right - and feel even slightly righteous, justified, or whatsoever vindicated in this case? He’s obviously taking advantage of his interpretation of the law for his own gain. And what is he ultimately going to gain? Does he really think that he’ll be awarded $65 million dollars for something that should’ve been settled out of court? The lidicrous nature of this lawsuit is what makes our country so flawed, though the ultimate flaw would be awarding anything other than a swift kick in the ass to this wacko.

The original story follows.

By LUBNA TAKRURI, Associated Press Writer
Thu May 3, 6:55 AM ET

WASHINGTON - The Chungs, immigrants from South Korea, realized their American dream when they opened their dry-cleaning business seven years ago in the nation’s capital. For the past two years, however, they’ve been dealing with the nightmare of litigation: a $65 million lawsuit over a pair of missing pants.

Jin Nam Chung, Ki Chung and their son, Soo Chung, are so disheartened that they’re considering moving back to Seoul, said their attorney, Chris Manning, who spoke on their behalf.

“They’re out a lot of money, but more importantly, incredibly disenchanted with the system,” Manning said. “This has destroyed their lives.”

The lawsuit was filed by a District of Columbia administrative hearings judge, Roy Pearson, who has been representing himself in the case.

Pearson did not return phone calls and e-mails Wednesday from The Associated Press requesting comment.

According to court documents, the problem began in May 2005 when Pearson became a judge and brought several suits for alteration to Custom Cleaners in Northeast Washington, a place he patronized regularly despite previous disagreements with the Chungs. A pair of pants from one suit was not ready when he requested it two days later, and was deemed to be missing.

Pearson asked the cleaners for the full price of the suit: more than $1,000.

But a week later, the Chungs said the pants had been found and refused to pay. That’s when Pearson decided to sue.

Manning said the cleaners made three settlement offers to Pearson. First they offered $3,000, then $4,600, then $12,000. But Pearson wasn’t satisfied and expanded his calculations beyond one pair of pants.

Because Pearson no longer wanted to use his neighborhood dry cleaner, part of his lawsuit calls for $15,000 — the price to rent a car every weekend for 10 years to go to another business.

“He’s somehow purporting that he has a constitutional right to a dry cleaner within four blocks of his apartment,” Manning said.

But the bulk of the $65 million comes from Pearson’s strict interpretation of D.C.’s consumer protection law, which fines violators $1,500 per violation, per day. According to court papers, Pearson added up 12 violations over 1,200 days, and then multiplied that by three defendants.

Much of Pearson’s case rests on two signs that Custom Cleaners once had on its walls: “Satisfaction Guaranteed” and “Same Day Service.”

Based on Pearson’s dissatisfaction and the delay in getting back the pants, he claims the signs amount to fraud.

Pearson has appointed himself to represent all customers affected by such signs, though D.C. Superior Court Judge Neal Kravitz, who will hear the June 11 trial, has said that this is a case about one plaintiff, and one pair of pants.

Sherman Joyce, president of the American Tort Association, has written a letter to the group of men who will decide this week whether to renew Pearson’s 10-year appointment. Joyce is asking them to reconsider.

Chief Administrative Judge Tyrone Butler had no comment regarding Pearson’s reappointment.

The association, which tries to police the kind of abusive lawsuits that hurt small businesses, also has offered to buy Pearson the suit of his choice.

And former National Labors Relations Board chief administrative law judge Melvin Welles wrote to The Washington Post to urge “any bar to which Mr. Pearson belongs to immediately disbar him and the District to remove him from his position as an administrative law judge.”

“There has been a significant groundswell of support for the Chungs,” said Manning, adding that plans for a defense fund Web site are in the works.

To the Chungs and their attorney, one of the most frustrating aspects of the case is their claim that Pearson’s gray pants were found a week after Pearson dropped them off in 2005. They’ve been hanging in Manning’s office for more than a year.

Pearson claims in court documents that his pants had blue and red pinstripes.

“They match his inseam measurements. The ticket on the pants match his receipt,” Manning said.

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On the Net: http://www.CustomCleanersDefenseFund.com

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