Eriq insisted that I post this conversation so he could conveniently show his friends how weird I am. Fair enough.

Eriq: dude, I actually used that one time. true story.
Eriq: really strange. much stranger than you’d imagine.
Eriq: somehow…
Dean: Stranger than a unicorn on a tricycle with the incredible Hulk on his shoulders bear-hugging Hulk Hogan in a bikini in Norway surrounded by a pack of wolves with 10 inch fangs and guns for paws? Stranger than that?
Eriq: okay, did you just make that up?
Dean: I did.
Eriq: then you’re either full of shit or you’re a marvel. cause that’s pure weird stoner person talk right there.

Strange thing is, I’ve never smoked a day in my life. Go figure.