Name :
  • Dean E Nelson
Internet Aliases :
  • deanhatescoffee
  • shatterstar
  • deannelson
Yahoo! Messenger :
Nintendo Wii Code :
  • 8294 6455 3768 9102
Nintendo DS WiFi :
  • Mario Kart DS
  • Metroid Prime: Hunters
  • Tetris DS
Date of Birth :
  • Sept 7, 1982
Height :
  • 6′3″
Location :
  • Cornelius, OR
Marital Status :
  • Married July 2, 2005 to Christina
Children :
  • Sierra
Interesting Facts :
  • I don’t drink or smoke. I never have. Ever. Not even cigarettes or beer. Nothing. Ever. I don’t generally like labels, but one that I’m especially proud of is being straight edge. I’m opposed to recreational drug use and believe that, when it comes to medicine, drugs should only be used when necessary and in moderation.
  • I hate MySpace, but I have a MySpace account just in case people wanna find me. My “featured friends” on MySpace are the cast members of my favorite TV show, The Office.
  • I don’t have any tattoos. That’s not to say I’m opposed to them; I just haven’t found the right one(s) yet. I have my left ear and tongue pierced.
  • I grew up in Baltimore, MD. Most of my mom’s side of the family, including my mom and brother, lives in Maryland. My dad’s side mostly lives in California. I don’t have any immediate family in Oregon aside from my wife, Christina, and foster daughter, Sierra.
I’d Like to Meet :
  • Dane Cook
  • Elisha Cuthbert
  • Hard Gay (video)
  • Jenna Fischer
  • Jesus Christ
  • Karl Marx
  • Mister Fred Rogers (video)
  • Scarlett Johannson (video)
  • Simon Cowell
  • Stan Lee
  • Steve Carell
  • Will Ferrell
Music :
  • 311
  • Alice in Chains
  • Arctic Monkeys
  • Breaking Benjamin
  • Cake
  • Chevelle
  • Children of Bodom
  • Deftones
  • Dirty Vegas
  • Dream Theater
  • Filter
  • Foo Fighters
  • Green Day
  • H.I.M.
  • Incubus
  • John Mayer
  • Lostprophets
  • Machine Head
  • Marilyn Manson
  • Metallica
  • Moby
  • Mudvayne
  • Muse
  • Mushroomhead
  • Nirvana
  • The Offspring
  • Ozzy Osbourne
  • Pearl Jam
  • Ra
  • Rage Against the Machine
  • Seether
  • Sevendust
  • Static-X
  • Stone Temple Pilots
  • The Strokes
  • Type O Negative
  • Velvet Revolver
Movies :
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin

  • 50 First Dates
  • American Beauty
  • American History X
  • American Pie
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
  • Appleseed
  • Austin Powers
  • Clerks
  • Crash
  • Dark City
  • Fight Club
  • Ghostbusters
  • Harry Potter
  • Jackass Number 2
  • Kill Bill - Volume 1 (for the action)
  • Kill Bill - Volume 2 (for the drama)
  • The Last Samurai
  • Life as a House
  • The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  • The Matrix Trilogy
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • The Neverending Story
  • Not Another Teen Movie
  • Office Space
  • Old School
  • The Ring
  • Sin City
  • Spider-Man
  • Stranger Than Fiction.
  • Superman Returns
  • Super Troopers
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Vanilla Sky
  • Wayne’s World
  • What About Bob?
  • The X-Men Trilogy
Television :
  • American Idol
  • Big Brother
  • Boston Legal
  • CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
  • Everybody Loves Raymond
  • Grey’s Anatomy
  • Heroes
  • Last Comic Standing
  • Lost
  • My Name is Earl
  • The Office
  • Seinfeld
  • The Simpsons
  • Tom and Jerry
Comic Books :
  • Iron Man
  • Spider-Man
  • X-Men
Games :
  • Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow (DS)
  • Dungeons and Dragons, 3rd Edition (tabletop)
  • Final Fantasy II [IV in Japan] (SNES)
  • The Legend of Zelda series [esp.: A Link to the Past (SNES), Link’s Awakening (Game Boy), Twilight Princess (Wii), and The Wind Waker (GameCube)]
  • Lego Star Wars (GameCube)
  • The Mario Kart series [esp.: Double Dash (GameCube)]
  • Pass the Pigs (tabletop)
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (GameCube)
  • Super Mario All-Stars (SNES)
  • Super Mario Sunshine (GameCube)
  • Super Street Fighter 2: The New Challengers (SNES)
  • Wii Sports (Wii)

5 Comments on “My Profile”

  1. dude you are the man
    elisha cuthbert is hott and zelda is bomb, nice!!!!!

  2. Hi, I am Micky from West Papua or Paradise Land. I wonna meet you and Naw i interest with your photo in you web site cover. I wonna known back ground your self so that I contact you riht naw. By they way I asked you just one simple question like this, Why you are show Jesus Chirst picture to public.

    Mr. Dean

  3. Uh… I don’t think that I fully understand what you just said. It sounds like you want to meet me? I must say, that’s just creepy. I have no idea who you are, so I don’t think that’s going to happen. If you wanna know my background, well, this is the page to read up on it.

    I have a link to a picture of Jesus Christ because he’s someone I’d like to meet… that’s why he’s listed under the “I’d Like to Meet” section. Is there something wrong with that?

    Are you saying that you’re interested in the photo of the feather on my site? If so, you can view the full photo at stock.xchange or contact the photographer (which I am not).

    Thanks for stopping by…

  4. Excellent taste in movies! You’re pretty well-read, too. Just curious why you’d rather meet Elisha Cuthbert than Karl Marx! lol—I see you visit Yahoo Answers. Check my blog off of there. Peace…

  5. Hi Vercetti, thanks for stopping by. It’s not that I’d rather meet Elisha Cuthbert than Karl Marx - she’s just listed first because that’s the nature of alphabetical order by first name. ;)

    I hope “You’re pretty well-read, too” was a joke in regards to my light comic book habit. :)


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