The conversation went something like this:
Kristian: “I love me some fowx beer.”
Me: “Huh what? Fowx beer?”
Kristian: “Yeah, fowx beer. You know, like root beer. Beer that’s not really beer.”
Me: (thought for two seconds, then) “ROFL! LOL! LMFAO!” *cough* [still getting over bronchitis] “You mean ‘faux’?”
Kristian: “Yeah, fowx, ‘F-A-U-X.’”
Me, Jamie, Christina, you: “Lollerskates!”
And just so Kristian can’t beat me to it, I indeed said “I like thick head” and “It’s so creamy” in reference to Henry Weinhard’s Root Beer. You know you like it too.



